Wedding season is fun for sure, but constantly being told, “I hope you’re next”, can get old pretty fast. You may be single by choice or are waiting to find The One and don’t want to settle, but being asked ‘Beta, shaadi kab karoge’ for the 37th time can be pretty damn frustrating. Firstly, take a deep breath and then give them one of these great responses to shut them down. Move on, aunty ji.
- “I’m meeting prospectives everyday on *Insert dating app*, you don’t need to worry.”
- “Name one married superhero – I’ll wait…”
- “I’m much happier being alone than feeling alone with the wrong person.”
- “Why don’t you ask about my job promotion instead – wouldn’t you say that’s a real achievement? “
- “Who can afford to get married with my addiction to avocado toast and paying rent in Mumbai?!”
- “Are you surprised that someone as amazing as me isn’t taken?”
7.” Just enjoying the single life while I can.”
- “Next week, didn’t mom invite you?!”
- ”I’m already in debt, I can’t afford someone else’s.”
- “I’m mentally dating a whole bunch of fictional characters.”
- “Unfortunately, I’m yet to find someone who matches my brilliance, wit and good looks. It’s really tough.”
- “I’m currently in a happy and loving relationship with food.”
- “I’m not ready to give up on the freedom to date anybody I want.”
- “I’m quite enjoying this time in my life when I can focus on becoming the best version of myself actually.”
- “Are you really going to spend all evening asking all the single people that?”
- “Actually I’ve been busy having the time of my life, but I’ll look for someone soon.”
- “Asking that question puts a lot of pressure on me, since it’s such a big life-decision. Honestly, I can’t tell you when so please be a little more patient.”
- “Well, I’m still choosing to be single for the moment. When I change my mind, you’ll be the first to know.”
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